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Atheistic Morality

Doing the right thing because it is the right thing to do, not because you want to gain favor with god.
Religious Person: I gave money to charity because god would want me to.

Sane Person: I gave money to charity because some people needed it more than I did.

Religious Person: Why would you help someone for no reason?

Sane Person: it's called Atheistic Morality, learn about it.
by rational person July 24, 2012
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morality

the logic used to justify character assassination.
"I guess your decision is one that deals with morality. The question is which path are you going to take."
by Mar-vellous September 29, 2006
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Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.
"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."
by Timmer8 January 30, 2008
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mormanity

i liked you until you converted to Mormanity! This is Insanity!
by Master Zula June 29, 2011
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Morganized Religion

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.
Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.
by tuck1s December 6, 2015
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Morganism

A written or spoken gaffe typical of Donald Morgan.
Don: I thought I made myself implicitly clear...
Willie: That's a new Morganism!

Boss: We're on a two hour delay tomorrow due to weather.
Don: eye-eye sir!
Willie: I can't believe my "ayes", another Morganism!
by Cpl Schmuckatelli January 11, 2017
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Mordacity

- Noun

1. The quality of being mordacious; sharp or sarcastic in style or tone.
2. A readiness or tendency to bite things.
The author's droll mordacity helps capture the sense of discontent and disillusionment that was prevalent in Northern England in the closing years of Thatcher's premiership

Michael's irrepressible mordacity ensured that his possessions, what few he had, as well as any individuals who came across him, very quickly found themselves covered in vicious bite marks
by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017
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