Mordor

A place you don't want to go.

One does not simply waltz into Mordor!

by Barsabus Justus March 20, 2003

Mornography

Mornography abrv. Morno or Morn. Muscle Porn. A magazine or publication featuring body-builders which is admired by other body-builders for sexual gratification.

John Ward had just popped to the shops to purchase this month's edition of Flex Magazine to add to his wankbank of mornography and was hurrying home for a nice long slow wank.

by Chris Nissen March 14, 2008

mordor

Means good, cool, fun, exciting, sick, sweet, sour

Proper mordor that mate

by jam_jar June 21, 2011

mordok

the sun god from sea-lab 2021.
mordok the sun god son of Eethor slayer of Teamatt commands it

eat more pills pill head mordok commands it

by god May 14, 2003

mordor vag

A vagina that is so big, wide, and full of disease that if a man stuck his Mr. Happy in there it would come out glowing. Upon entering the Mordor vag one has the possibility of being trampled by escaping orcs.

Dude, I was with Sylvia last night, total Mordor Vag, I had to go to the clinic to get checked, and i still have bruises from the fleeing orcs.

by GrouchoMarxx February 24, 2014

mordor

When referring to the spot when only in the company of those who know its true name. Mordor is horrible, and should only be visited when you need to be reminded of what rock bottom truly is.

Mick: Hey guys, how about we go to Mordor tonight?

Yorkie: Dude, I don't want to see any orcs, but I'll ride a dragon all night!

*Steve shows up*

Steve: Where are we going tonight?

Everyone who knows: The Spot!

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

Mondogamous

Adjective. Refers to someone who likes a particular dog, but has no affection for dogs in general. Often applies to a recovering cat person.

"Of course I love Sugar; but you can forget about bringing another dog in here. I am strictly mondogamous."

by Davedsmia January 24, 2010