The Opposite of Epic, can be used as an adjective and a Noun Used to describe people who:
A. Don't take a fucking hint
B. Can't tell a fucking story
C.Relates
everything to
Transformers
D. Using
internet slang in real life
E. Suffers form the Mop Complex
6. Just plain sucks
Mopette is a female Mop
Noun: I fucking hate mops
OR
Last night I was
hanging out with a group full of Mops. I wanted to kill myself.
Adjective: That kid is such a mop, he wont stop
talking to me about
Transformers 2OR
Nothing but moppy movies playing tonight