ugly mofo

a person with no inner or outer beauty

that's one ugly mofo

by Tox April 2, 2004

Mofone

A Mother Fucking Phone

Man: look at my new Moto Droid

Cletus: Dat dears ah Mofone!

by Wonton27 January 19, 2010

jank-ass mofo

a typical mofo (some one who takes pleasure in screwing moms or someone who thinks theyre "all that"), but unnecessarily redundant and a complete train-wreck
often used to express some form of anger towards another person

Did you see what that jank-ass mofo did?? He gave me a f***ing F on my homework!

by angie gonzalez December 19, 2009

stupid ass mofo

A person (mostly a friend) who has done something that can be characterized as totally stupid but at the same time has a "mother fucker" aspect to it.

That stupid ass mofo has just come out of jail and robbed that liquor store.

by Sakibestina August 1, 2012

Mofolopian

(noun or adjective) 1. a. used to describe what we have all come to understand as a friend who doesn't want to go with you to the bar or sporting event or what have you. 2. a group of individuals around the whereabouts of Somalia, whose sole purpose it to commandeer water-borne vessels for ransom. 3. a seasoned gynecologist. 4. (verb) have sex so deep you hit the fallopian tubes.

1. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Let's go to the bar!
Don't hang out with that ugly girl! Get over here and watch the game you mofolopian!
2. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Leave my boat alone!
3. Hey doc! Leave my butt alone you Mofolopian!
4. Hey girl, I am going to mofolopian you and your hot girlfriend's fallopian tubes on this leather couch at my penthouse suite at the top of the MGM Grand Hotel.

by Somebody that knows Blake December 12, 2010

monfoon

A stupid person.

See this monfoon!
Why do you have to be such a monfoon?

by maver!q March 5, 2019

crazy mofo rush

Common occurance in basketball in which after the boring round of passes one player will get the ball, not pass to anyone, and then dribble hard towards the basket, leading with the shoulder to knock other players out of the way before shooting a layup. Often accompanied by some sort of foul.

"College basketball can get a little boring because you know they'll just pass it to one of the players and he'll do a crazy mofo rush."

by Zeke March 28, 2005