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Moogle

A cow like, flying unicorn creature with an adorable red nose, said to fart glitter and urinate rainbows. The moogle's sex has been known to be very difficult to determine at times. Most of the time moogle's are very personable, happy, friendly, giving creatures with squinty little eyes; however, when angered it's eyes open wide and release a wrath of rainbow lazer beams that even a Ruger can not defeat. Only source of weakness that has been found is that from the lantern and treats of the vampire penguin.
Have you seen Mar's Moogle? He was so sweet until I kicked him, then he destroyed my empire!
by Prugertory April 20, 2019
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Called "moguri" in Japanese, a name made by combining "mogura" (mole) and "koumori" (bat). Which pretty well describes them.
"Kono moguri wa kawaii desu ne!"
by Anonymous June 9, 2003
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Moolette

The game everyone in the office plays monday morning when making a coffee...smooth or chunky milk..

Mixture of the words Moo and roulette in case that needs explaining....
FFS, i just lost three rounds of moolette and the last one was green...so I was sick in the sink
by PoorLumpyPony_is_my_name August 18, 2008
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Moofie Monster

Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.
You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me
by Manic Imp July 28, 2011
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Moodley

That's definitely a Moodley child who won🏆🏆🏆
by priyal16 November 19, 2020
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moosles

a horrible disease that makes your body parts fall off after having direct contact with a moose
"my leg is gone after i kicked that moose.. i must've got those damn moosles!"
by kimmycoffee December 28, 2008
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Moofe

the act of someone or something being a jerk, or a prick.Usually directed towards men.
1) Man why is he acting like such a moofe?????

2) Quit being a moofe man!!!
by john jacob hyper shmit June 11, 2009
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