Moof

A hoe that is a mood

Kawana Jones is such moof. said by her pimp , Daddy Small Fry

by Daddy Small Fry November 17, 2018

Moof

the little spot above the anus below the end of the backbone.

"He shot his load on her moof"

by smizzle fo shizzle July 24, 2003

Moof

Farting, sneezing, burping, pooping nutting and pissing all at once with eyes open.

He had a moof and was knocked unconscious.

by Fizzle butter December 16, 2011

Moof

To be plagued by a mythical creature called a Moofie Monster which causes modem and other network problems. Thus causing you to disconnect leaving the other people utterly confused and/or disoriented.

The Moofie Monster got you!

by Medallion123 February 10, 2010

Moof

1. Used as an exclamation when somebody is shocked or surprised.

2. Used when someone is upset, similar to f*ck, sh*t, damn

Guy 1: "You know that girl you were going to ask out? I saw on facebook that she's dating your buddy."

Guy 2: "Aw, moof!"

by Trufs February 17, 2009

Moof

Hatty Carver

Hatty Carver is a moof.

by NotAMoof December 17, 2012

Moofe

the act of someone or something being a jerk, or a prick.Usually directed towards men.

1) Man why is he acting like such a moofe?????

2) Quit being a moofe man!!!

by john jacob hyper shmit June 11, 2009