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A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel 

This non-fiction book was written about one of the most devious mooches ever. The book has not yet been written by acclaimed authors, Tyrone Schiff, Jake Billmeyer, and Joe Tucker, but they have begun brainstorming various chapter titles that will be included in this extremely long read.

The chapter titles are all based on real life events that the three authors of the book witnessed themselves. Although humorous at first glance, the tale is in fact a sad one in which Frankel eventually dies a sad and lonely man due to his mooching.
"A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel" was just a number 1 best seller on the New York Times best seller list!

Here are some chapters from the book:

Chapter 89: Asking for money after staying quiet in someone else’s room at 2:31am while they are trying to do homework
Chapter 15: Let me just have a taste of that Verners, I’ve never had it before
Chapter 22: I offered my food to someone else, but Frankel still wanted it
Chapter 18: I needed to try one on the other side of my mouth for full affect, even though he supposedly hates it
Chapter 49: A mooch calling another person a mooch, when they aren’t
Chapter 50: A mooch calling another mooch a mooch
Chapter 1: The Legitimate Mooch
Chapter 45: The IM Mooch
Chapter 27: Using Attire as an excuse to Mooch AKA Usage of a Phone
Chapter 75: I Owe You 50 more cents…No I won’t get you a pickle for 75 cents
Chapter 30: I’m just scoping out your stash…wait, I’m gonna have some of it too
Chapter 48: Why didn’t you save any pizza for me?
Chapter 14: The Piggy Mooch
Chapter 72: Lets just order pickles from Jimmy Johns, and can you pay?
Chapter 58: Sneak Attack Mooch
Chapter 33: The Deja Mooch
Chapter 4: The Ask N’ Go (Why eating a pickle when you’re too tired is bad)
Chapter 42: The Urban Dictionary Mooch (See High Voice & Qvickie)
Chapter 9: The Bluff Mooch
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penny moocher 

A person tries to get things for free. Someone who picks up change as they walk. These people are usually jews
" i took my penny moocher jewish cousin out to eat and he told me he had no money so i took a string tied it to a penny and then to my car and had him chase it down 5th street. That'll teach his penny mooching ass!"
penny moocher by greasler December 7, 2007
A person who eats all your food a gives you nothing in return. This perosn usually eats all your food because they are too damn lazy to get their own.
Person 1: OMG chips! give me some now
Person 2: MOOCHER!
Moocher by Alex Betch <3 March 5, 2009
A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to achieving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.
Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a real Moocher ("Taker"), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tenant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society as he will most definitely take more money than he will ever contribute, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.
Your right, what a selfish, lazy person, can we please not hang out w/ someone like that....I can no longer enable his bad behavior....his mindset is now destroying our country.
Moocher by ....what's fair to you? October 10, 2011
one who uses other people's drugs without paying
Moocher by VAKI5 August 20, 2003
Someone who, when playing football, just stands in the box and waits for the ball to come to them, then takes a shot at it and score. Especially annoying when playing knockout
My god Aidan you're such a ****ing moocher!
moocher by HeartBreakKid25 May 13, 2005

Mutual Moochery

When two individuals share items at the same time.
The act by which friendships are formed in college.
Dan: Hey, Jack do you have pretzels? We can dip them in my jar of Nutella!
Jack: Sure man, its all cool, its Mutual Moochery
Mutual Moochery by Psyko_Savant August 29, 2012