monstrostitties

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.

I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Monstratt

A beautiful last name for a beautiful family. Monstaratts are kind and gentle but they won't let anyone walk over them. Monstaratts have loyal friends and they are loyal friends. They're very successful and unique. They judge others based in their personalities not rumors, exactly how they expect to judged.

The Monstaratts are so kind and their daughter is beautifull
Mrs. Monstratt has two daughters and 3 sons who are very successful

by Artificial American December 2, 2018

Monstratt

A beautiful last name for a beautiful family. Monstaratts are kind and gentle but they won't let anyone walk over them. Monstaratts have loyal friends and they are loyal friends. They're very successful and unique. They judge others based in their personalities not rumors, exactly how they expect to judged

Ms. Monstratt helped me cross the street

by Artificial American December 2, 2018

Monstresso

A monster espresso.

Usually consisting of 6 or more espressos combined into one.

Hey man did you hear Jeffrey drank a monstresso yesterday?

No way, how did his heart not stop?

by The Essentialist February 11, 2021

Monstruomental

(adj.): Relating to a mind that possesses exceptional ability or talent that is abnormal or extraordinary. "Monstruo" is derived from the Latin root word "monstruosus" meaning 'extraordinary', and "mental" is derived from "mentalis" meaning 'of the mind'.

Shakespeare's monstruomental ability allowed him to neologize or 'coin' new words.

by NerdyLinguist July 1, 2023

nostril monstral

where a man puts his penis in a chicks nostril to fuck

dude i just gave your mom the nostril monstral

by MILFhunter2010 September 15, 2009

Monstrostitty

A shocking, cringe-worthy breast. Some really heinous hooters. Indicators include the presence of nipple hair, the boobs slope severely outward like the biblical parting of the Red Sea, one looks like a deflated party balloon, etc. The term is especially pertinent when the breasts are a horrid departure from the seemingly pretty girl harboring them.

I began undoing her top when all of a sudden out popped one monstrostitty and then another. One looked like the shrunken head of Dick Vitale and the other a plastic bag filled with ricotta cheese.

by deldelacroix September 25, 2007