monsterpiece

The opposite of masterpiece, something totally worthless in the artistic sense.

David: Look at what my kid drew in kindergarten today!
John: What a monsterpiece.
David: What?
John: Masterpiece. It's a total work of art.
David: Oh, thanks. I'll tell him!

by Metatag December 3, 2005

Mexican Moisturizer

When a man is fucking a slutty girl and she decides that her legs are too dry so the guy eats lots of mexican food and then goes diarrhea on her legs. Together they massage the shit until it settles in, then repeat the process.

Last night Fernandez gave Emily some Mexican Moisturizer!

by Leeza Gibbons January 14, 2009

Moisturize

After being jacked off by a girl, to rub your penis all over the girls body and ejaculating all over her too....

Dude...i moisturized that bitch...

by .mG July 20, 2006

Monstering

Vomiting while one is having diarrhea.

why let food poisoning slow a nigh of drinking? the wost that can happens a little bit of monstering.

by Say! April 3, 2010

MonsterBed

Two or more mattresses lying adjacent to each other. May be embedded (pun intended) into bed frames. Originated in 05C.
Also known as MonstreBed in some cases.

Patrick: Guys, MegaBeds are now declared illegal.
05C: ILLEGAL!
Patrick: However, MonsterBeds are okay.

by Oleh Zaychenko November 14, 2007

Moisturizer

A mans seman covered all over your face and commonly used by whore or sluts

I loved his moisturizer all over my face

by Smashgirl May 30, 2017

moisturizerer

n. one who applies moisturizer

you are a good moisturizerer. you got moisturizer everywhere.

by erizzie January 4, 2008