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monstered

Max: I got a pair of 4s
Terminator: Full house
Merlin: MONSTERED!
by Bot_40 July 7, 2003
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monsterbate

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.
So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.
by demonicomelette March 22, 2003
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monsterbox

Transformation from Double Decker Bus to giant portable Stereo Cassette player....used as stage sound and lightshow at various uk Festival and Outdoor Events.
"I raved in front of the Monsterbox at T in the Park."
"The Monsterbox was awesome at V festival"
Monsterbox Stage and Lightshow....."lifes just got easy..."
The Monsterbox is so much quicker than the conventional stage set up
Monsterbox adds that all important wow factor at events such as T in the Park
by monsterbox October 2, 2010
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Monsterbate

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.
I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.
by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011
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monsterbutt

(noun) The true evil among butts!

Comes in mostly darker shades with loose, mushy skin and has a foul smell reminiscent of flatulence and a freshly decayed corpse.
I pounded her monsterbutt with my 9 inch nail until we could hear the birds sing in the morning.
by Quakeulf January 13, 2006
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Mosterberged

(also, Re-Mosterberged)
adj.
A recorded song or piece of music that was either mastered, or remastered, by a particular woman named Maggie (whose last name cannot be divulged here, as it appears to be against the rules, although she is only an acquaintance of the person creating this entry).
Hot damn! That's a cool song, but now that it's been Mosterberged, it is beyond coolness, it is fucking BRILLIANT!
by slumbering November 3, 2007
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Monsterbation

Where you jerk off under someone's bed to scare them. Upon finishing, you shout "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" in your scariest voice.
"Hey, Jimmy, what did you get up to for Halloween. Costume party?"
"No, I just went on a monsterbation spree. Scared the little bastards senseless. It was both a trick and a treat."
"This friendship is over."
by Bruno Strongarm April 23, 2014
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