monsterbox

Transformation from Double Decker Bus to giant portable Stereo Cassette player....used as stage sound and lightshow at various uk Festival and Outdoor Events.

"I raved in front of the Monsterbox at T in the Park."
"The Monsterbox was awesome at V festival"
Monsterbox Stage and Lightshow....."lifes just got easy..."
The Monsterbox is so much quicker than the conventional stage set up
Monsterbox adds that all important wow factor at events such as T in the Park

monsterbox by monsterbox October 2, 2010

Monsterlot 

A Monsterlot is someone who will need to be carried in almost all situations

Ahhhh wwe got a monsterlot on the team

Monsterlot by meat34 February 10, 2023

monsterdonic 

Word from southern ontario meaning larger than massive and just fucking huge

John has a monsterdonic penis!

Look at that guy he's monsterdonic!

monsterdonic by BigDaveJohnson December 23, 2017

Monsterbate 

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

Monsterbate by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

MONSTERBURG 

MONSTERBURG: Dave Monsterburg, that is. Award Winning, Celebrity Facebook Comedian Phenom. His posts are non-stop fun, his friends are outrageous. He’s been copied, but never been topped. The humor flows like a river of diarrhea in an old folk’s home. Nothing about the Monsterburg page will ever be “normal”, what is normal anyway? Guaranteed to twist your mind and warp your values; it’s like travelling through the “Comedic Twilight Zone”. Mind distorting humor is there for all to participate and appreciate. The sarcastic brand of humor is not for the feeble minded, weak hearted, or those prone to sharting; nothing is off limits to be made fun of, and nothing will be off limits. The non apologetic comedy is what makes it the best page on Facebook there is. Dave Monsterburg and his lively bunch of cohorts with their “Off” brand of humor will make you pee your pants from laughter.

Can someone call my therapist, I'm addicted to the Monsterburg and can't sign off Facebook.

MOM....Dave Monsterburg made me pee my pants again!

MONSTERBURG by P@ .....bwhahahaha!! November 21, 2009

Monsterbation 

1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.

2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).

3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.

1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.

2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.

3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.

Monsterbation by m.fucci November 5, 2009

monsterbation 

The act of masturbating while going "RAAAAAAWWWRRR!" Like a monster/dinosaur

Max decided to experiment with monsterbation, but the noise made his mom come to his room, and discover what he was doing.

monsterbation by Maudlin La An April 1, 2010