Molasses

The biggest pimp and the ultimate example of leetness.

Dude molasses is one big fucking pimp.

by PIMP MOLASSES February 1, 2004

molasses tarded

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molasses tarded is a great poem

by isabellAdefined April 25, 2022

Molassesface

The equivalent of butterface. When a guy has a hot body but an ugly face.

“Mmm.. alas, his face.”

He’s got a six pack and a nine inch dick but… molassesface.

by Molassesface July 2, 2023

Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.

Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yet slower than molasses, monkey!

by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024

Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.

Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yer slower than molasses, monkey!

by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024

potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us

by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017

mollasesmoth

the best moth ever

mollasesmoth is amazing

by moth_ August 18, 2022