Monkey Butt

When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.

I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"

by Blue pickle August 22, 2007

monkey butt

after riding a motorcycle all day and your ass hurts so bad you walk like a monkey

by Chris Anderson May 26, 2003

DonkeyButtox

Another term used in place of the word "JackAss"
many online sites do not allow slander so you are forced to be creative and this is what i came up with.

Username: JackAss
Computer Reply:: We are sorry we do not accept derogitory language
Username: DonkeyButtox
Computer Reply: Welcome!, DonkeyButtox

by Damien McC April 5, 2008

DonkeyButtox

Another term used in place of the word "JackAss"
many online sites do not allow slander so you are forced to be creative and this is what i came up with

Username: JackAss
Computer Reply:: We are sorry we do not accept derogitory language
Username: DonkeyButtox
Computer Reply: Welcome!, DonkeyButtox

by Damien McC April 7, 2008

red hot monkey butt

Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.

Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?

by Jeff Nordberg January 1, 2009

Monkey Butt

Term of endearment: Can be used to describe a significant other or a loved one in a silly way.

I love you Monkey Butt!!

by I love erin :) March 2, 2009

Monkeybath

A bath that is so hot that when you sit down in it you go 'Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah'.

I had a filthy day at work yesterday, so much so that I had to go for a monkeybath

by Geordie Paraguay-Remain September 14, 2010