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Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.
After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.
by dannyjenn June 16, 2008
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Monkey bar ankles

The feeling you get in your ankle or ankles from jumping off monkey bars, steps or any high place, a kind of like shock in you ankle joint you get from landing after a small jump off something. Where you cartilage doesn't absorb the shock from jumping or landing and it causes a jolt of pain through the ankle or foot.
When I jumped off the porch I got monkey bar ankles and it hurt.
by AmlyknoOtha January 22, 2018
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monkeybull

The dude who constantly attempts to provoke a response in others by doing nasty fucking shit or saying supremely ignorant shit akin to just begging to be punched in the face.
That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.
by Mskittypurrs December 9, 2020
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Moneymarr

A prolific DMV rapper that raps about his struggles in Washington DC ; also ran by PRLA
Have you cranked that new Moneymarr yet?
by Dmventhusiast1337 June 19, 2021
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monkeybosch

An exclamation of joy or satisfaction. Alternative spelling 'monkeybosch'
'arf an ounce for firty quid, monkeybosch!
by Peter Smith October 19, 2003
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monkey bar

(verb) to hold on to one relationship until another is firmly in hand.
Whiny Guy: Lisa cheated on me with James! And now they're going out!
Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?
Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.
by lizz612 December 22, 2005
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monkeyball

a basketball game played by majority of young male african american youth.
look at these niggas, they playin monkeyball!
by White Man Clooks December 15, 2010
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