Spider Monkey Sex Party 

A game which involves a group of men who masturbate fervently like Spider Monkeys until they ejaculate all over the wall. The winner is the first person to unload while the last has to lick up all the mess.

Example: Lorenzo's 40th Birthday Party

Spider Monkey Sex Party by Segun A. May 14, 2005

hot radioactive monkey sex 

Having hot monkey sex with a monkey exposed to high amounts of radiation.

Yuto had hot radioactive monkey sex with himself.

hot radioactive monkey sex by LORD PLOPPINGTON November 18, 2003

Crazy Monkey Sex

BECAUSE WE ARE HIGH.

lololol.
abbreviation - cms.
SUBSTITUTE CMS WITH IT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE.

I want it.

(I WANT CRAZY MONKEY SEX)

LOLOLOLOL

Crazy Monkey Sex by jiminesh hoeplease. May 2, 2009

shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

shaved monkey sex by hoehoefromdawg March 14, 2007

Hawaiian Monkey Sex 

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.

Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.

Hawaiian Monkey Sex by darknest555 April 12, 2022

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball 

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.

Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011

Monkey Bar Sex 

The act of having sex on the monkey bars as two people on a single bar fricking

Man I did that monkey bar sex with her all reses

Monkey Bar Sex by 69TheDefiner69 August 18, 2019