Mongoose Fondle

When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.

The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Mongatron

Someone with five brain tumors and all the mental disorders

"Why are you talking like an absolute mongatron?"

by JoeboiTheIdiot December 9, 2018

Mongolians

The people who break down your shitty wall.

GOD DAMN Mongolians!! Thats the last time you gonna break down my shitty wall!

by City Wok Guy November 10, 2003

mongoloid patrol

any bus or van full of retards

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Mongolian Ladder

Three or more individuals perform oral copulation balanced upon each others' shoulders. The person standing on the ground forms the base of the ladder, the second participant sits on the shoulders of the first permitting oral genital contact, and so on. The maximum height of the ladder is determined by the strength of the participants.

Those circus people are freaky yo - I heard they runnin' Mongolian Ladders all night long!

by Stumpy23 February 21, 2008

Mongoon

Someone incredibly, obnoxiously stupid. The word is a conflation of MONGoloid and buffOON.

Rush Limbaugh and other raving commentators of that ilk are major MONGOON's.

by Chazz9 June 16, 2011

Mongolian Cinnamon Roll

When you cum on her tits and spread it around with your dick like you are glazing a cinnamon roll.

Keith finished on Carries chest and then gave her the Mongolian Cinnamon Roll.

by JayMinn August 17, 2019