mongoose

a sad little club with sad little men who are actually scared of snakes no matter what they say.

by genni...haHA gavin and phil and mona August 28, 2003

mongoose

its a word for a slut it means the local bicyle dats slept with every1 including those of the same sex

haha shes a mongoose

yer innit

by angela February 27, 2005

mongoose

Obsessivly used by Alia (see Alia, or, Queen of France) directed mostly towards people of Neo-France (see Neo-France) in placement of most nouns/verbs/adjectives and other.

"hi2u mongoose!"
"omg, you're a mongoose."
"mongeese rock."

by Aria Mi-hyung Kang June 01, 2004

mongoosed

To experience overwhelming feelings of amazement, astonishment surprise, happy shock, dumbfounded-ness, flabbergasted-ness...at the sight of a mongoose... or other people, places, or things that bring about such feelings described above.

I was mongoosed when I happened upon a one-eyed, albino, and rabid hamster in my path on the way to bible study.

by Jill Abell March 30, 2008

mongoosed

to be drunk beyond all states of drunkenness...to be drunk to the point where one sees oneself able to do anything, for example kill/eat snakes

"i went out last night and got completely mongoosed. now i think ill eat some snakes"

by kush agrawal March 20, 2005

The Mongoose

When you punch the girl in the back of the head or neck while in the shower so the blood doesn't get everywhere and you fuck her in the ass and yell "Ricky Ticky Tabby"

Yo, Did you see tony give that bitch the mongoose at the party last weekend ?

by The Bloody Mongoose Machine August 30, 2010

Draining the mongoose

The act of urinating; draining the lizard basically.

"I was draining the mongoose. It needed drainin'."

by Biggie Rection September 23, 2023