Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.

There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.

Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites

4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six

Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months

Person 2: What have you been upto?

Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!

by uber monger November 17, 2009

Monguin

The crossing of a monkey and penguin as designed in the comics strip created by two geniuses in Washington Township, Michigan. Not to be confused with a mongoose, because whoever made that up is not paying attention obviously.
Also an aol screen name.

Matt Smith's Screen name is Monguin69 for aol and yahoo.

by Matt Smith March 6, 2007

mongie

someone or something that presents as being rough around the edges, shabby or not quite up to scratch.

Janice felt a bit mongie when she awoke with a throbbing hangover and had somehow misplaced her underwear. She had fallen asleep in the deli section of her local supermarket.

by iamnottryingtooffendyou October 8, 2010

monging

(verb) the act of hanging out in a group at someone's house and taking large quantities of MDMA.

dude... you guys were monging on my lounge last night.

by superm0nkey May 20, 2007

mongfish

a woman that has no sex life and, because of this, smells as though shes a fishmonger.

darryl: uurrrggh whats that smell???
sprout: oh its alana the mongfish!!!

by alex spruce April 20, 2006

mongi

an evil person

a pervert

a female

a verbal hole filler

(From an episode of the simpsons)
"second comes straight after first!"
(Here homer should have said to fill the silence:)
"Mongi!"

by "The pan-z man" October 31, 2004

Mongion

pronounced: mong-yuhn

A person on facebook (for example) who likes or comments on most/all of an individuals pictures or statuses.

Derives from the English slang word 'mong' and the English word 'minion'.

"That guy comments on all of her pictures... He must be one of her mongion's."

Either, everything he has to say is really cool, or that person 'liking' is just a mongion...

Do you actually understand why I write these things, or are you just being a mongion?

by 2 strikes June 29, 2011