nigger moments

when you get into a fight with a black person and is usually never resolved that is your nigger moment

Nigger: "yo man u sept on my j'z"
Randome person: "sorry"
Nigger fights randome person dum dum dumm
nigger moments

by LiLMIssBoePeet January 16, 2009

golden moments

when sumthing happens that was really good and important

ahhh that was a golden moment when i won they trophy for best person ever lol

by rmawills September 26, 2003

Bruhius Momentus

An Unused Spell of the Harry potter Franchise (Exclusive to the movies) That when used, would exectute a very BIG "BRUH" Sound effect, In an unused Scene harry defeats Voldemort by Executing "Bruhius Momentus!" And Producing Kidney stones To voldemort, instantly killing him

(At the unused end of the franchise)
Harry: *On the ground*
Voldemort: Guess you're a pathetic bug like others, you made me use alot of power but now... your end is he-
Harry: BRUHIUS MOMENTUS!
bruh bruh bRUH BRUH BRU H B R U H B R U H
Voldemort: *Gets kidney stones and fucking dies*

by Obama's N-word Pass October 24, 2019

Prime Moments Giuseppe

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Merchant

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Siiiiiii Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

.moments

A series of ironic Instagram accounts, typically Nintendo based, but can be just about anything.

Dude did you see what spheal_and_plant.moments just posted?

by Chocolate milk sauce July 30, 2019

momentine

Means basicly stop being stuck up and so protective!
1. cool down
2. stop being stuck up!
3. chill

Stuck Up Person: we shouldn't be doing this shit!
Momentine Person: dude! momentine!

by HappinessReaper May 6, 2004

key moments

Key moments can or will involve; 98 minute blow jobs, posting up, girls giving you "the eyes", being an infamous drug dealer upstate, getting ripped in 2 weeks, sitting on chromes, it's not even like that, keystone light, paying dues, getting a fresh cut, splitting a pack of nupes 4 ways, 4loko it up, having mac sessions, and finally getting mac'd up and down

Person 1 " Niko, you going to talk to those girls?"
Niko : Nah bro, uhhh I'm just going to post up and wait for key moments.

by kyyyyyyyyyyd September 27, 2010