Mom

That annoying lady we all love.

Hey mom, can you be less annoying?

by Asvari May 26, 2013

Mom

If you have a mom she will rock your world and protect you no matter what shes always there for you when you need her . She will put you before herself.

I love you mom

by ♡Belle♡ December 5, 2020

Mom

Your mom is the one who shoved you through her vagina into the uncomfortable, cold air. She is completely illogical (she'll win any arguement by saying 'because i said so'), overreacting, hypocritical, and downright mean. she'll contradict herself and not even care. she'll start to care about things she didn't give a crap about before (my mom has suddenly started to hate it when i say crap, when she couldn't've cared less before). But for some reason, you love her anyway no matter what.

Me: Mom, can i get the new Red Faction game?

Mom: no.

Me: (mildly angry voice) Why?!?!?!

Mom: don't give me that attitude young man! because I SAID SO. now go up to your room and don't come out!

by Chowderz May 18, 2011

Mom

Mom - the person that gave you life , the person that gave up alot for you , the person that can accomplish everything by herself (most of the time) . Some moms are the complete opposite of that .
So be thankful for her , all she wants from you is your love .

Jerry - "Dude my mom is such a bitch , she wouldnt let me buy that new game "

Brendon - "Really dude , your gonna say that about your mom . I thought she lost her job yesterday ?"

Jerry-"So what , she cant give me money to buy it ?"

Brendon - "Fuck you dude , i feel sorry for your mom to have a asshole son ."

by Jazzymyn November 13, 2011

Mom

The woman that carried you in her stomach for 9 months and most often raised you

My mom and dad divorced but she still takes care of me

by Slytherclaw October 13, 2018

Mom

The most amazing person in the word. She is always there for you on your darkest days and there for the best. She cheers you up and can make you cry but is the best human being in the world.

Bailey: I am just upset because my day didn't go right.
Mom: Its okay we will have a movie night and eat popcorn!
Bailey: Okay! I love you!

by Bai29 January 27, 2019

Mom

A loving creature that you sometimes hate or love. She is the light and darkness in your world. Has no idea about modern words, such as meme and others. You use urban dictionary to explain these things to her. But beware, because some moms are Karens and that is very dangerous.

Kid: Mom! This meme is hilarious!
Mom: This what-now?

by Jinglebells852 November 6, 2019