If you have a mom she will rock your world and protect you no matter what shes always there for you when you need her . She will put you before herself.
I love you mom
by ♡Belle♡ December 5, 2020
Get the Mom mug.Your mom is the one who shoved you through her vagina into the uncomfortable, cold air. She is completely illogical (she'll win any arguement by saying 'because i said so'), overreacting, hypocritical, and downright mean. she'll contradict herself and not even care. she'll start to care about things she didn't give a crap about before (my mom has suddenly started to hate it when i say crap, when she couldn't've cared less before). But for some reason, you love her anyway no matter what.
Me: Mom, can i get the new Red Faction game?
Mom: no.
Me: (mildly angry voice) Why?!?!?!
Mom: don't give me that attitude young man! because I SAID SO. now go up to your room and don't come out!
Mom: no.
Me: (mildly angry voice) Why?!?!?!
Mom: don't give me that attitude young man! because I SAID SO. now go up to your room and don't come out!
by Chowderz May 18, 2011
Get the Mom mug.Mom - the person that gave you life , the person that gave up alot for you , the person that can accomplish everything by herself (most of the time) . Some moms are the complete opposite of that .
So be thankful for her , all she wants from you is your love .
So be thankful for her , all she wants from you is your love .
Jerry - "Dude my mom is such a bitch , she wouldnt let me buy that new game "
Brendon - "Really dude , your gonna say that about your mom . I thought she lost her job yesterday ?"
Jerry-"So what , she cant give me money to buy it ?"
Brendon - "Fuck you dude , i feel sorry for your mom to have a asshole son ."
Brendon - "Really dude , your gonna say that about your mom . I thought she lost her job yesterday ?"
Jerry-"So what , she cant give me money to buy it ?"
Brendon - "Fuck you dude , i feel sorry for your mom to have a asshole son ."
by Jazzymyn November 13, 2011
Get the Mom mug.A loving creature that you sometimes hate or love. She is the light and darkness in your world. Has no idea about modern words, such as meme and others. You use urban dictionary to explain these things to her. But beware, because some moms are Karens and that is very dangerous.
by Jinglebells852 November 6, 2019
Get the Mom mug.Me : *sneezes*
Mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU YOUNG MAN WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOU ARE GROUNDED
2 seconds later...
Me: Mom I’m hungry
Mom: omg honey want some mac and cheese?
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU YOUNG MAN WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOU ARE GROUNDED
2 seconds later...
Me: Mom I’m hungry
Mom: omg honey want some mac and cheese?
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Ashmit. April 27, 2019
Get the Mom mug.A woman who gave you birth but literally laughs at everything and says: “That’s cute” to many times to count-
Me: “ Hey Mom?”
My Mom: *laughs at whatever’s on her phone*
Me: “ What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “Here.” *shows me her phone which is 287729370853 years old*
Me: “...What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “The kid!”
Me: “Ha.... ha..... ha........Ha.... so funny...”
Me POV: “Not”
My Mom: *laughs at whatever’s on her phone*
Me: “ What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “Here.” *shows me her phone which is 287729370853 years old*
Me: “...What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “The kid!”
Me: “Ha.... ha..... ha........Ha.... so funny...”
Me POV: “Not”
by Idkwhatsgoingon April 18, 2020
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