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molexting

Mol-ext-ing
To send multiple text messages and or photos to someone’s mobile device or computer without their consent.
I turned my phone on this morning and found 30 text messages from a girl I met last night. She molexting me over my cell phone.
by pacman75 August 6, 2009
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molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P
I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!
by tonyfamous October 8, 2010
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Child Molestisity

Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.
Ew! The child molestisity is off the charts!
by ZoBo0mAf0o August 8, 2017
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Molesty

describes having the appearance and aura of a molester.

This word originated in 2003, upon the release of a local album, upon which the bass player was described as having a "molesty" look.
"Wow. That guy is pretty molesty."
by yullgull February 7, 2015
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Moleskine

a skinned mole who has been turned into a diary for a 16 year old white girl.
"Omg you have a moleskine diary!"

" skinned it myself using my ugg boots and iPhone 6+ "
by Maybe_fatal April 9, 2015
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molestican

A person of latino heritage that works at a local restaurant (in any given town). He has an expired green card and likes to place unwelcome advances unto the underage girls in said restaurant.
Get away you crazy molestican! No quiero tu carne!!!
by syrup828 September 25, 2004
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molesting a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018
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