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Medieval Mentality

"Medieval mentality" is a term given to a man's view of dating, relationships, and marriage, in a positive and "Medieval" context. It is derived from the perceptions of a modern man of the 21st century who looks upon Medieval Europe with admiration, believing chivalry was of utmost importance in relations with the opposite at the time. He feels such qualities of chivalry are lacking in today's world, and he wants to apply those same values to his own relationships.

Medieval mentality includes not only winning the heart of your significant other, but also earning the respect and admiration from the significant other's family. Having this mindset means you see your relationship as much more than what it appears at face value. One with medieval mentality views his newly formed romantic relation of strategic importance, be it social, political, or economic. He sees his relationship as a uniting of clans, tribes, etc. in which both parties will mutually benefit.
Turku: Great news, my girlfriend's family treats me as one of their own. I have earned high status among them being the ultimate gentleman. One day they will entrust me to look after their estate.

Tampere: Dude, you have medieval mentality.

Turku: I know, it's totally awesome.
by CaspianTatars January 21, 2011
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Medieval Slut

A girl who dresses like a slut, acts like a slut, and pretends to be a slut, but in reality hasn't done shit, or may be even prude.
"Oh my oh my, Lolita is such a medieval slut, I heard that all she's done is make out."
by the gangster ass nigga eats December 9, 2008
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Medieval Ugly

When you are so ugly that you would even be considered ugly back in times when they had no toothbrushes, braces, and flushing toilets.
Elizabeth is medieval ugly. I would rather beat her with a stick than touch her.
by llamasftw March 25, 2012
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Medieval Dickweed

Adjective: A term used to describe a individual who is being rude and or annoying. The individual may have also done something to hurt the describer
Knight:*kills Ted*
Bill: You killed Ted you Medieval Dickweed!
by Dont Neg ME October 8, 2018
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Medieval Shit

The act of taking a shit in the dark when you have no power.
I'm going to be pissed if this storm causes me to have to take a medieval shit.
by UnappealingHangover April 23, 2020
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Medieval Knievel

A "way back when" stunt-daredevil on horseback. Don Quixote comes to mind.
I wonder --- if Medieval Knievel had possessed a motorcycle, would he have tried jumping over windmills instead of charging them?
by QuacksO September 3, 2020
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Medieval Cop

Medieval Cop is a mystery/humor game series created by GeminiGamer, also known as VasantJ. The games are centered around a depressed, drunk cop named Dregg Moriss who solves crimes and fights gods
Medieval Cop is the greatest game series ever created!

The person who created Medieval Cop is a genius!
by Dead Dregger September 24, 2021
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