Molasseswar

Gruesomely harming yourself with an impressive weapon shortly after publicizing your purchase of the impressive weapon.

"Stabbed myself in the leg with a knife after telling everyone I bought it. Pulled a Molasseswar."

by Molasseswar May 22, 2009

mudass

Not diarrhea but not a solid poop where in a case an individual spreads poo in the cheeks with paper and has to wipe with half a roll to clean. Only known cure for "Mudass" is Baby Wipes.

"Shit I just ate Taco Bell , now I got Mudass!"

by 9Dime January 23, 2018

Ghetto Molasses

An Alcoholic beverage consisted of:

1/2: Sprite or other lemon lime soda

1/2: Whiskey.

"Yo dude, I don't remember anything that happened last night"

"Yea, must have been all of that Ghetto Molasses you drank"

by nottz1223 October 23, 2011

Sweet Sticky Molasses

A way to say, “Oh my! Or “My goodness!”

Carol: “Guess what! I can now go to London to perform in the ballet!”
Nikki: “Sweet sticky molasses! That’s amazing!!”

by -Sunshine May 19, 2018

Sweet Sassy Molassy

a seemingly meaningless exclamation. An equivalent to 'Oh my God' or 'Holy crap.'

(after Howse finishes eating Wilsun's presentation)
Wilsun: SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!

by Dr. Pritty Hairs. January 20, 2007

modastulation

1.(n.) the condition or degree of being modest.

2.(n.) the condition or degree of not being a ball-lick.

1.(n.) modastulation
old granny with cookies in her hand: "I just saved 6,000 people from a sinking tanker, but it was nothing.
Little Timmy: "Mom! grandma wont stop modastulating upon me!"

2.(n.) modastulation
Grandpa: "Back in nam, i killed fiddy men."
Catamite: "I modastulated all over your wife. sorry."
Grandpa: "that's okay, she's nothing to me. You're all i need."

by Ben Conway January 22, 2006

morass

a massive clusterfuck of people, serving no apparent purpose.

Look at that morass of people.

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 14, 2007