Omaha Mustache

The act of shoving an ear of husked corn into a female's anus then pulling it out and slowly smearing the remnants of her mud-tunnel across her upper lip.

I can't but help giving her an Omaha Mustache after her brown eye winked at me.

by Dub-Man (p-dub) July 17, 2020

no-no german mustache man

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

by totallyurmom March 21, 2022

mustafe

Cool nice awesome good friend he is someone That we will make laugh no matter what type of place u in. He's always happy and smiling. He make the people around him happy by just laughing. He's loyal funny cool and cute .

Omg look at Mustafe he is smiling let's go ask him pit

by Lol2569 July 25, 2017

I'm just running to the store

A term used to inform you that you are no longer loved by the speaker and that you are to be left alone for the foreseeable future to fend for yourself (usually used by a father)

Me: Dad where are you going with that suitcase full of your things?
Dad: I'm just running to the store

by LilBigGay March 11, 2019

Mustache Theory

The theory that the shorter the first name the greater the likelihood that person has a mustache. Only holds true for White Males that live in the United States.

Theory in mathematical terms:
Name<= 4 letters = Mustache
Name>= 5 letters = No Mustache

Stranger to gentleman with finely combed mustache: "Hello fine sir, may I trouble you for your name?"

Mustached Gentlemen: "Why yes, it is Al"

Stranger: "Mustache Theory!"

by Brandon with no mustache January 8, 2011

Isaiah Mustafa

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like. Typically seen shirtless riding a white horse on the beach, occasionally on a boat. He is however always shirtless.

If you stopped using ladies scented body wash you could smell like Isaiah Mustafa.

by Oniell May 23, 2010

mustachemanship

A specific quality, or ethos, that distinguishes one's mustache as being of higher quality than one's peers. Possessing the quality of good mustachemanship involves not only impeccable grooming and regular maintenance, but also a confidence and swagger that says, "My mustache isn't just my facial hair, it's my lifestyle!"

Tom Selleck sure is sexy with that incredible mustache. He has great mustachemanship!

by The Vipe February 3, 2010