DeWalter Mitty

A poser who purchases only premium power tools but lacks the skill or will to use them.

Equivalent to 'all the gear and no idea'.

Derek only buys the best tools but never uses them, he's a real DeWalter Mitty.

by meddatron May 22, 2020

archbishop mitty

the best fucking school in the country!!!
(Catholic high school in San Jose, California)
ranked 1st in california
5th in the nation by sports illustrated
produced carey walsh and other awesome atheletes
kills everybody in girls' sports
takes a shit on st. francis high school
99.9% of students go to college
but no cheerleaders

betty: omg! i just got into st. francis!!!
carol: FUCK YOU IM GOING TO ARCHBISHOP MITTY

boy: hey babe, what school u go 2?
girl: archbishop mitty, u?
boy: st. francis
girl: fuck you

by omgmackkie October 11, 2008

Tedium Mitties

In between 'Tall Smitties' (small titties) and 'Tig Bitties' (big titties) - switch the 'T' and the 'M' around and you have 'Medium Titties'

Guy 1: "Man, check out that G - she got some nice Tedium Mitties there!"

Guy 2: "Yeh, I'd love to lose my face in those!"

by Knightime June 10, 2010

mitty tilk

Titty milk

Mitty tilk, Mitty tilk, where is the Mitty tilk? I want the mitty tilk-- give me the Mitty tillk!!

by ElyssiaTheGreat March 15, 2016

Mitty tiddles

When the inner breasts are exposed through an intentional cut in a wardrobe, as opposed to side boob which are exposed on the outside.

I love mitty tiddles.

by Bo_didlee May 6, 2018

walta mitty

it can be universally, like the word cool

that is so walta mitty!!

by p wizzle April 14, 2008

Walter Mitty

When someone hands you a glass of wine with a big palm print on the glass vs handing the glass stem first like any civilized wine drinker might.

"Can you please pass my wine, and don't Walter Mitty the glass."

Walter Mitty was a pitiful character from a James Thurber story. The movie with Dany Kaye.

by Christine_Currie January 9, 2009