Kaoru Mitoma

The coolest footballer of the modern era. He was born in japan, and moved to England to make a career in the premier league. He plays for Brighton an hove Albion FC, and is by far the coolest and handsomest man on the team. He is bff of bundesliga player Ao Tanaka.

Guy 1: Did you see Kaoru Mitoma’s goal against Arsenal?

Guy 2: Yeah mate it was awesome!

by Number1MitomaFan January 7, 2023

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mitochondria resembling a penis

a mitochondria resembling a penis is a regular mitochondria with penis like features such as a bendy shaft and mushroom top-like cristae.

wow my mitochondria really looks like a dick i wonder if it gets hard?!

No man its just a mitochondria resembling a penis it only does dat dank cell respiration shit

by wakawakakankeh November 19, 2013

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mitope

A person who has gotten to the highest point of stupidity while being an edgelord.

Beyonce Shut it you mitope!

by og.walee February 11, 2019

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shitos mitos

noun;
preferably used instead of swearing
most commonly stated during high-pressure situations.

"Shitos Mitos", I forgot to thaw the chicken.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

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mitosis

A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.

"Wow, that kid looks like he's about to go through mitosis!"

by Zarg Grage February 23, 2009

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