The shitty high school in methuen mass. Its gotten better since the early 2000's. Now only 70% of the students smoke pot. Mr.Nick, the principle who didn't give a fuck about anything resigned so now its a faggot who wishes he was important, Mr.Guica.
A breif overview: The biggest cunt in the whole building is Hallbauer, avoid her at all costs, especially if you dress sketchy and smoke cigarettes, cause she'll hunt you down if she sees you with a lighter.
All the emo kids sit in the third cafeteria, in the corner near the window, next to the second cafe. Theres a fight in the lunch room every friday, and once in a while there a spanish dance party and you can't tell if they're fighting or grinding(these are fucking terrifying.)
Out in the lobby of the gym(The fishbowl) is where all the smokers hang out, and when you have a stooge(d-bag mhs word for cigarette) you will be accompinied by half of these people into the forest to smoke that cigarette.
All the fights between spanish kids usually happen on the bridge and when you get here you'll probably be late for you class because all the spanish kids perch themselves like birds and don't fucking move at all. Its really gay, but the fights are cool. Once i saw the two gay teachers take a fight by the balls and break it up single handedly. This was balls to the way.
A breif overview: The biggest cunt in the whole building is Hallbauer, avoid her at all costs, especially if you dress sketchy and smoke cigarettes, cause she'll hunt you down if she sees you with a lighter.
All the emo kids sit in the third cafeteria, in the corner near the window, next to the second cafe. Theres a fight in the lunch room every friday, and once in a while there a spanish dance party and you can't tell if they're fighting or grinding(these are fucking terrifying.)
Out in the lobby of the gym(The fishbowl) is where all the smokers hang out, and when you have a stooge(d-bag mhs word for cigarette) you will be accompinied by half of these people into the forest to smoke that cigarette.
All the fights between spanish kids usually happen on the bridge and when you get here you'll probably be late for you class because all the spanish kids perch themselves like birds and don't fucking move at all. Its really gay, but the fights are cool. Once i saw the two gay teachers take a fight by the balls and break it up single handedly. This was balls to the way.
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