mipples

Man nipples, aka Bitch Tits.

Check out the mipples on Jimmy Berguin!

by Bob's got Bitch Tits October 19, 2012

mipple

a thousand. also used to mean a lot.

there's mipple skittles in that bag

by I'mKane November 11, 2008

muppie

Like "yuppie" but middle aged. AKA Middle-aged Urban Professional

There were so many muppies at Home Depot on Saturday, I couldn't find a parking spot.

by Lindsay Van April 22, 2006

muppie

Like "yuppie" but metro sexual. AKA Metro sexual Urban Professional.

Metro sexual has overpowered middle aged men in urban professionalism within the past 5 years. The terms popularity has grown largely, and is known as a major target group for products in todays society.

The muppie is in the bathroom shaving.

The target audience we are aiming towards for our hair product is more the muppie than your average yuppie.

by Kelci MacDonald July 20, 2008

Mipplelicious

A large/obese man that already has Mipples, but the Mipple has hanging "chins" of fat.

That dude's Mipples have Mipples! He is MIPPLELICIOUS!!!

by iheartnewjersey April 23, 2009

Midpiece

That shit just plain ass and honestly mid asf

“Mommy can I watch one piece 🥺”
“Get the hell out if your gonna watch Midpiece you fucking nerd”

by father.narr January 31, 2022

Guppie muppie

When a male produces fecal matter into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with her with said fecal matter still in her mouth

I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie

by Therealworderer April 2, 2022