milktarts

the dried disc of nipple milk peeled of a prego

watch out for the pregnant lady's boobs she probably has milktarts

by mml98 September 24, 2015

Melktastrophe

A catastrophe that would have been avoidable with a basic level of organization and communication.

Hey dad, I forgot to plan the event for tomorrow.

Oh no! This is a complete melktastrophe

by CameronMitchell612 March 15, 2021

Milktating

When the nipples of a human are leaking milk.

Milktating for your child is necessary to get the required nutrients from your hooman milk.

by AsherLasher August 25, 2021

Molkotastic

A person, or something, that is so Brian Molko and fantastic at the same time.

“I made this drawing of Brian Molko, but I don’t think it’s very good.”

“HONEY GIRLLL, IT LOOKS MOLKOTASTIC!”

by the ghost of troubled joe March 10, 2026

Milktrash

A person that hates milk, even though they're not lactose intolerant.

Yuck! that milktrash is on my cereal!

by Agentwo November 2, 2025

mary milktoes

1. A woman who tries to presents herself as a virgin mary.
2. A woman who is naive.
3. A woman who will find good even in a serial killer.

Well let me tell you, she's no Mary Milktoes.
Here comes Ms. Mary Milktoes, with an apple for the teacher.

by Shade Territory November 30, 2020