Mikhail Gorbachev

When an unconscious person's head is shaved, someone ejaculates on the person's head. The ejaculation is the mixed with red food coloring giving the appearance of the crimson birthmark on the top of his/her bald head of the former leader of the Soviet Union.

Rocko gave Natasha a Mikhail Gorbachev after she had too much vodka!

by Jesus420 June 29, 2006

Mikhail Tolmachev

Mikhail is like a god. He is very athletic and sexy as fuck! He is the type of guy who all guys wanna be and all the girls want but is usually taken by an amazing girl! Mikhail Tolmachev is someone with a huge penis! He is one to succeed in life! Someone who is named Mikhail Tolmachev will grow up and be rich! Everyone wants to have the name and surname Mikhail Tolmachev!

"I wish I was like Mikhail Tolmachev!"

"Life would be perfect!"

by Hdhdhdhd0001 May 19, 2017

Mikhail

Russian dude that watches JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, plays the piano and doesn't eat lunch anywhere but at home. One can never be sure about his sexuality but everyone is attracted to him. He has a lot of female friends but isn't interested in any of them. Mikhail is looks about 5 years older than he actually is but is usually the youngest in the group. In his free time he hangs on discord, plays single-player games or shooters. Mikhail does NOT like Ark: Survival Evolved. Most of his male friends names start with M: Milos, Mateusz or Michael. Also Mikhail seems to pass any test without studying any longer than an hour.

He's such a Mikhail. I wish I was him.

by Tactician123456789 November 23, 2021

Mikhail Rudyak

Usually a gay ass nigga.
He can be a G doe.

Wassup Mikhail Rudyak
Gay ass nigga

by anonymous December 25, 2022

Mykhailo Mudryk

The best Left Winger the Premier Leauge and the whole wide footballing world has seen and ever will see with 57 UCL’S 58 Ballon d’Ors and 58 Premier League Titles he is the undisputed G.O.A.T with no one coming close. He has also won 9 Mr Olympias and is an actor and a model for Nike and Calvin Klein and according to his teammates they said

“Yo bro did you see Mudryk’s willy he’s packing at least 35 inches man”Enzo Fernandez

“I wanna marry Mykhailo Mudryk, I dream about it every night I want his kids😫😫😫” Every Girl Ever

by DestroyingVapes November 4, 2023

Emily Mikhail 8)

Emily is an outstanding person you would love to be friends with. Girls that see Emily are jealous because they can’t shoot 3’s like her. She is the BEST best friend you could ever ask for. Emily can be loud but fun to hang out with. She offers for help everyday, and is a very helpful friend you would want. Emily is amazing, outstanding, compassionate, courageous, trustworthy, empathic, and a lot more! If you were ever looking for a friend give her a call because you want friends like her.

Emily Mikhail is the definition of the GREATEST BEST FRIEND EVER

Group of Kids: “I’ve heard she’s a good friend”
Her friends: “She’s an amazing friend!”
Group of friends: “I want to be friends with Emily Mikhail 8)”

by smile=always June 8, 2019

Emily Mikhail 8)

Emily is an outstanding person you would love to be friends with. Girls that see Emily are jealous because they can’t shoot 3’s like her. She is the BEST best friend you could ever ask for. Emily can be loud but fun to hang out with. She offers for help everyday, and is a very helpful friend you would want. Emily is amazing, outstanding, compassionate, courageous, trustworthy, empathic, and a lot more! If you were ever looking for a friend give her a call because you want friends like her.

Emily Mikhail is the definition of the GREATEST BEST FRIEND EVER

Group of Kids: “I’ve heard she’s a good friend”
Her friends: “She’s an amazing friend!”
Group of friends: “I want to be friends with Emily Mikhail 8)”

by smile=always June 8, 2019