mickey mouse bullshit

A term used for issues that seem incredibly irritating and miniscule.

"Look, I haven't got time for this mickey mouse bullshit. I have more important things to do."

by Andrew Wesker December 30, 2007

get micked

A more cultured variation of "get fucked", and can be used in a variety of settings and incidents.

It doesn't even have to make sense when you say it.

Person A: You're ugly!
Person B: Get micked.

by b3yonce October 13, 2021

MickelStink

Pro golfer Phil Mickelson's nickname when he loses.

MickelStink choked away the 2013 U.S. Open.

by Sajak June 16, 2013

Mieke Kröger

an idol, someone to look up to.

unique, positive, down to earth.

Person A: Mieke Kröger
Person B: Mieke Kröger

by Denniisss February 27, 2022

Mickey Mantle Gene

A gene that allows bloated, out of shape men, to be able to drink alcohol in excess on a daily basis, while still being able to jog marathons and avoid his family. Tito’s Vodka and boxed wine enhance this gene.

“Damn! That racist comedian is drinking wine out of a box while jogging on the treadmill and doing a podcast!?”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene”

by RobertPaulChampagne June 5, 2019

Mike Luck

A moment or situation where bad luck in a video game is so awful, it can only be caused by Miketendo

Person 1: “Damn! I got hit from a Goomba which bonked me into a black hole!
Person 2: “That’s Mike Luck for ya. It just happens”

by JustJustin5117 November 7, 2020

prison mike

One of Michael Scott's many, many characters.

Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.

by Dougedatamazingdog May 23, 2018