mijana

a nice caring person, really hot and they will be your best friend. you dont wanna lose a mijana

mijana is so pretty, i heard she has a heart of gold

by mijana December 12, 2021

milangenders

this gc on twitter is very impactful. all members are active since months and it’s not going anywhere. ended all other gcs combined.

Milan: “hi henny”
Random troll account: “add me to milangenders henny”

by Cocksucker99999 July 2, 2022

Foopa Majanga

The pleasure center of the woman

Bro my girl let me play with her foopa majangas last night it was intense

by N8thagr8r December 26, 2019

mirangda

The drunk name for Miranda.

Mirangda and her homies are far too drunk for life

by Lindy ;) February 17, 2008

mirango

A person who gossips a lot and is addicted to their phone. Can’t keep a secret for more then 69 seconds

Aka Miranda

OH DAYUM MIRANGO

by RipDoctorMango January 10, 2019

Mojang Support

A tumor slowly growing within Mojang Studios and an absolute disgrace to the gaming industry as a whole. Those who work at Mojang Support are stupid idiots not capable of anything and are just there to receive money from Mojang for doing little to no work. The response time is unacceptable, often lasting for months, and you are very likely to have your ticket ignored and silently closed in the process. If you do get a response, you will usually be assigned to a trash support rep that will pretend not to understand your issue and provide useless canned responses instead. Due to their incompetence and lack of ability to read and understand an email, it is impossible to reason or argue with any of them and they might just close the ticket as resolved. These people also like to use pseudonyms to refer to themselves as they don't have the balls to use their actual name in the ticket. I wonder why...

Please share this page with as many people as you can. The Minecraft community deserves to know that the product they are paying for comes with no customer support!

Player 1: I just contacted Mojang Support. When will I hear back from them?
Player 2: Mojang Support? You are more likely to hear back from Santa Claus instead!
Player 3: Fuck Mojang Support! Their whole crew can suck my dick!

by 14142 March 29, 2021

mirang

She is my ex-girl friend.
I did love her.
She did love me.

I loved mirang.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003