noun. The curious, hard-to-define person at the office. Related to the act of naming all the people you work with to match people from NBC's "The Office." There are Jims, Angelas, Stanleys, Dwights, etc. And then .... you get to one you can't place -- that's the wonder mifflin.
Frank's a hard one. He collects knives so I want to go Dwight, but he's also really nice and has a good record collection. Total wonder mifflin.
by jberkj January 18, 2011
Get the wonder mifflin mug.Potential opportunity for obtaining access to the muff of the fairer sex (females). Muffortunities exist in just about every setting, particularly at the grocery store, universities or at nightclubs etc.
Mike: Wow, look at this place! Its so full of gorgeous women about the same age as us!
Clay: Oh the muffortunities!
Clay: Oh the muffortunities!
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Get the Miffilificus mug.What don’t you love about Milford high?
It has everything you need, too deans locking the bathroom doors from kids destroying showing there art skills on the walls, too kids pissing on floors.
Milford is the whitest trash in all of the huron district. Too girls hooking up until the school. And ofc you can’t forget the kids who have colored hair and are 300 pounds.
The best part is we have a very loving dean!
He loves the girls so much he even makes sure they’re ok. If you’re lucky enough he will even touch your shoulders a few times…
It has everything you need, too deans locking the bathroom doors from kids destroying showing there art skills on the walls, too kids pissing on floors.
Milford is the whitest trash in all of the huron district. Too girls hooking up until the school. And ofc you can’t forget the kids who have colored hair and are 300 pounds.
The best part is we have a very loving dean!
He loves the girls so much he even makes sure they’re ok. If you’re lucky enough he will even touch your shoulders a few times…
I saw a dude fingering his girlfriend at lunch, of course it’s at Milford Highschool.
Milford High School - A shitty place for kids to be forced to learn
Milford High School - A shitty place for kids to be forced to learn
by SlaveOwner411 October 14, 2021
Get the Milford High School mug.A graduate of the prestigious Milford Academy, where children are expected to be neither seen nor heard. This type of man tends to sneak through life in the same manner, being neither seen nor heard.
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Get the MicFot mug.Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.
I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.
by Shadowkeeper June 9, 2005
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