The average human penis length is around 5 inches. Like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, The megaloshlong is a massive penis that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. The megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.
Donna: so how was the sex with the lucky guy last night?
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!
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Meanings are:
big, large
great, mighty, loud
marvelous, awesome
actually the same word that the prefix "mega-" means and is derived from.
Meanings are:
big, large
great, mighty, loud
marvelous, awesome
actually the same word that the prefix "mega-" means and is derived from.
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