midwipe

when you only wipe half your ass after a big shit; wiping your ass once and leaving poop on your butt afterward; tends to have the person smell like shit because of all the left over shit

you smell like a midwipe!
You have tracks in your underwear, you must have only midwiped.

by runningaddict09 November 20, 2010

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Midgitty

A term for a Midget’s titty

Peter Dinklage must have a rock hard midgitty

by Muddah February 23, 2023

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Midgitard

(Mihj-ee-Tard) An individual on the shorter side who is not a Little Person, but is close enough to be questioned.

(Looking at a picture of Danny DeVito in skinny jeans)
Mark Fifton: Bro, that dude be hella Midgitarded
Zaquex: Yea hes a midgitard

Jersey Shores 'Snookie': Im such a midgitard
Zaquex: Word

by Mark Fifton February 12, 2010

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The period of time after a divorce when a man gets in shape, buys new clothes and a flashy car. Usually fairly short lived as remarriage is imminent. Very similar to a midlife crises but not age related.

Have you seen John's new wardrobe? Ever since his divorce he is having total midwife crisis.

by CardWa January 22, 2008

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midwife

A non-medical professional with no training who "helps" babies be born.

While midwives fell greatly in favor in the past due to modern medicine, they are currently experiencing a slight comeback because hippies are stupid.

"We're thinking about hiring a midwife for our baby instead of a licensed medical doctor."
"Enjoy your stillbirth."

by GAWII May 31, 2013

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