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glass microphone

refers to when a group of people are all getting high by passing around a pipe, typically made of blown glass, and the person currently holding it decides to start telling a story or a long-winded joke...completely forgetting that they're still in possession of the ganja.
Dude, enough with the glass microphone, pass that shit over here already!
by so stoked February 28, 2005
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microphone head

A low key way to describe a black person who is ignorant or rude.
Jim: omg, that black guy just called that white guy a fucking cracker!
Bob: What a microphone head!
by Hieter976 February 18, 2003
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Microphone Polluter

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.
Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.
by El Muneco May 7, 2009
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French Microphone

When some ones sleeping with there mouth open and you fart in their mouth causing an echo
Bobby received a french microphone after falling asleep at the party
by 505cheifkingz May 11, 2014
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Micropooed

The act or prank of putting poop in a persons microwave and then turning it on. Normal results in a terrible burning poop smell.
I woke up to a terrible smell and found poop in my microwave. I totally got micropooed this morning.
by deheedie September 28, 2010
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Microfiend

www.microfiend.com is a music artists social network where music artists can promote their music and collaborate with other artist. Sign up free, upload your music, music videos. www.microfiend.com also has a chat feature as well as a calendar/event feature available where artist can post and promote any upcoming gigs/events they have!!!
Yo Joe! I just made a new track, im about to upload it on www.microfiend.com
by light blank December 16, 2011
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micromoment

A micromoment is 1×10^6 of a moment (SI Standard prefix "micro" = 10^6); that is, one-millionth of a moment.
The time it takes to suck a piece of boba from a bubble tea container using the straw is exactly one micromoment.
by kirupa December 7, 2012
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