Microhog

When your lab partner is hogging the microscope

Dave you are being SUCH a microhog

by JOHN XX GAMER February 11, 2009

Micropinga

Came from a fishes name (micropinna microstoma). Micropinga is basically a dick so small, it can only be seen through a microscope.

Father: Why the fuck do you disgrace me with your micropingas!? This ain't apart of my blood line muthafucka! Hey, Honey!!! Have you been fucking other men!!??

by Shuck N' Jive November 7, 2009

Microdosing

Drinking small amount of alcohol throughout the day to keep your ‘buzz’ on.

Alcoholism via acute Intoxication.

Man that JD be buzzing, fool been microdosing all day.

by On Piste Elocutio June 13, 2018

Microdot

having or showing a lack of common sense, comprehension, perception

Has gay fantasies about retards

His penis is tiny as it resembles the size of his brain. His quality of posting lacks in comedy, intelligence and just straight up interest. Everything he posts sucks dick, he is the worst poster in the history of all forums

flame-retardant

by Microdot April 3, 2005

microdingo

The term for someone who thinks they have a Mandingo but everyone actually knows they have a micro dingo

John is going around saying he has a Mandingo

Everyone knows that he actually has a microdingo

by Reece mcdermondaddy April 24, 2021

Microdog

A more advanced and cool way of saying microwave. Originally coined in the early 90’s in central Texas.

Hey, heat this up for a couple seconds in the microdog.

by triciad August 21, 2025

Microconundrum

A really really small riddle

Jane was tickled by the microconundrum she heard at the comedian's convention.

by Ducktight January 9, 2012