The worst writer in the history of the world. Known for her shitty Twilight series, her books make me sick. If you're thinking about reading Twilight, don't. It's all about some weak ass slut who's afraid of her own shadow who is also anorexic and falls in love with a "vampire". He's really just some stupid fuck who wears body glitter to be more attractive, but makes him look gay and climbs trees. Both Bella and Edward combined have the intelligence of a jellyfish (meaning that both of them have no brains). All they like to do is have sex with each other. So Stephanie Meyer is a really bad writer who can't take criticism.
Damn, I really want to send Stephanie Meyer some negative feedback.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
by Failurebitch January 7, 2019
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I believe that someday he'll make it big, and he'll be a big name. I can say that I have had the privilage to play guitar with him.
I believe that someday he'll make it big, and he'll be a big name. I can say that I have had the privilage to play guitar with him.
Hey, did you see Scotty play last week? He was kicking ass in that solo to "Prison City Blooze".
Did you pick up Scotty's CD, "Pay The Price?"... If not, pick it man, you'll love it.
Check out the site on him, http://www.scottymeyerband.com/
Did you pick up Scotty's CD, "Pay The Price?"... If not, pick it man, you'll love it.
Check out the site on him, http://www.scottymeyerband.com/
by Danny Anderson July 16, 2008
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(From the nuclear power industry's false promise about electricity being so cheap as not being able to charge for it)
1. In a fantasy or western-european-Pagan setting, sorcerous things that use so little mana as to be insignificant and not get you persecuted if you use them. Dancing naked in the forest when no one's looking and no camera is rolling is witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
2. In a broader sense, a deed in a gray area (of society) that's so small as to not even be noticed.
1. In a fantasy or western-european-Pagan setting, sorcerous things that use so little mana as to be insignificant and not get you persecuted if you use them. Dancing naked in the forest when no one's looking and no camera is rolling is witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
2. In a broader sense, a deed in a gray area (of society) that's so small as to not even be noticed.
1. When Gandalf blew a ship made of smoke through a smoke ring it was a form of witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
1. At 10:45 AM I took off all my clothes and went into the woods and did a thankful little jig when it didn't snow. I'm Christian, but it was witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
2. Gina:"Are you downloading MP3 files again?"
Sean:"Yeah, don't worry, it's witchcraft that's too cheap to meter. You won't get caught."
2. In 1996 I took some toilet paper and stuffed it into the bathroom exhaust fan at my grandmother's house, she didn't mind because it was similar to witchcraft that was too cheap to meter.
1. At 10:45 AM I took off all my clothes and went into the woods and did a thankful little jig when it didn't snow. I'm Christian, but it was witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
2. Gina:"Are you downloading MP3 files again?"
Sean:"Yeah, don't worry, it's witchcraft that's too cheap to meter. You won't get caught."
2. In 1996 I took some toilet paper and stuffed it into the bathroom exhaust fan at my grandmother's house, she didn't mind because it was similar to witchcraft that was too cheap to meter.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007
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Stephenie Meyer was born in Connecticut in 1973. Stephenie Meyer graduated from Brigham Young University with a bachelor's degree in English. She lives with her husband and three young sons in Phoenix, Arizona. She wrote the Twilight Saga, the books that so many people in the world are in love with. These books are; Twilight, New moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. Each one is more wonderful than the one prior, if such a thing is possible.
The book is about Isabella Swan,(Bella) who moves from Phoenix to a small town in Washington named Forks. There, she discovers Edward Cullen. Edward is a vampire, but unlike most vampires, he only hunts animals. But when he smells Bella's blood, he considers massacering the class and giving up all that his creater and mentor, Carlisle, taught him. HOwever, Bella and Edward fall in a love so passionate and deep than no knife can penetrate its walls. Stephenie Meyer got this idea for a book from a dream she had. Thank goodness us humans can sleep.
Stephenie Meyer was born in Connecticut in 1973. Stephenie Meyer graduated from Brigham Young University with a bachelor's degree in English. She lives with her husband and three young sons in Phoenix, Arizona. She wrote the Twilight Saga, the books that so many people in the world are in love with. These books are; Twilight, New moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. Each one is more wonderful than the one prior, if such a thing is possible.
The book is about Isabella Swan,(Bella) who moves from Phoenix to a small town in Washington named Forks. There, she discovers Edward Cullen. Edward is a vampire, but unlike most vampires, he only hunts animals. But when he smells Bella's blood, he considers massacering the class and giving up all that his creater and mentor, Carlisle, taught him. HOwever, Bella and Edward fall in a love so passionate and deep than no knife can penetrate its walls. Stephenie Meyer got this idea for a book from a dream she had. Thank goodness us humans can sleep.
Me: I'm going to re-re-re-read Twilight today.
Person: Didn't Stephenie Meyer write that?
Me: Yes!!
Person: Shes's the best author ever!!!
Me: I know!
Person: Didn't Stephenie Meyer write that?
Me: Yes!!
Person: Shes's the best author ever!!!
Me: I know!
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