Mexican Standoff

A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.
I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.
by WillyWankerNTheCocklateFucktry February 23, 2024
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Mexican Standoff

A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.
"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."
by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023
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Mexican standoff

Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.
by westynator May 22, 2015
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