meowzer

something one might scream quite loudly after their deviant, wild, overly aggressive and slightly rabid four legged (or three) feline rips wildly into the tender flesh of one's leg out of anger, arousal, or pure bordom

MEOWZER!!!!! (screaming this all the while lying in agony in a pool of one's own blood while your devil spawn cat sits in apparent satisfaction)

by Hendrix's human servant July 20, 2007

King of MeWe

Lord Dimitri, the King of MeWe, is a former Google+ raider, and doxxer. He also was Vex Wolfenstein, owner of DANK MEMES on Google+. He eventually retired from the raiding world to become a full time memelord/shitposter.

Dimitri earned the title after dethroning the false King, a user known as Sriracha. After becoming King, he ruled over the subjects of MeWe, enjoying his rule, and enjoying his Queen, Nefera.

Person 1: "Hey, it's the King of MeWe! All hail our amazing King!"
Person 2: "All hail!"

by George Coffley September 21, 2020

Melzer

A mexican stache

Pablo had a huge melzer under his nose!

by Cji8 January 16, 2009

Mewten

An extremely sheltered and insecure girl with parents that follow her everywhere.
She is VERY obsessive over hot anime/video game characters like Sora from Kingdom Hearts and Zabuza from Naruto even though they don't really exist.. OR SO YOU THINK >_>
Also known for her large collection of Pokémon plush toys.

*snuggles with a chibi Zabuza plushie* :<

by I am not Mewten June 1, 2004

metzelaars

knowingly going to bed with a girl of questionable looks and/or size. Being drunk is optional but not necessary. To truly pull a metzelaars one must not only sleep with said girl at night but again in the morning before you leave.

Erich had sex with that fat girl last night and again this morning. He totally pulled a metzelaars.

by Harold Petty March 3, 2008

meyzeek

A school in the metropolis slums of Louisville, Kentucky (aka the ghetto). A school made of the cliched: preps, jocks, nerds, posers (and lots of them), punks, goths, outcasts, jerks, and other cliques. Except, the most popular preps are the nicest; the most popular jocks are the nerdiest; the most popular punks are unknown throughout the school; the most popular posers are popular for being cool (because nobody knows they are posers). To get into this school, you have to be pretty smart, unless you live by the school. If you do, you automatically get in.

(1) She goes to Meyzeek Middle School, grazing land for strongly-seperated cliques.
(2) The smartest school ever is...not Meyzeek.

by meyzeeker April 5, 2005

metzed up

Term in which one person may be very intoxicated and on the level of being drunk to blacking out. Named after the infamous Austin Metzger by the one and only Chris Desoto. Can be used as a verb. Works best using it in the place of 'drunk'.

Tonight we are getting metzed up!

by ametzg October 18, 2011