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Meatsiah

The most difficult burger to create known to man. It consists of beef tartare inside a burger medium-well inside a “Burger Wellington.”
Bob is going to make the Meatsiah!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018
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SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH
''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''
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Furious Messiah

When a man puts his open palms together as if he is praying, then jams them up a vagerooooo, gets angry and makes two fists while still inside the ol' ham wallet and then lifts the young lady up, mounts her on his shoulders and throws her back down real angry like so that her tinkletwat tears open all over the place and is real gross lookin so no man will ever go near her again. BUNG!
This chick was being a cunting whore so I gave her the ol' furious messiah. Her cunt looked raw beef after a few whacks with a meat tenderizer. it was awesome. seriously. just the fuckin' best. ever.
by BennyBoo6969420666183 January 16, 2007
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messiah zepeda

Alexis : Aye you’re being a messiah zepeda
Jared : flip you I’m no bootyhole
by whatislifeoof June 5, 2018
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leper messiah

Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie's alien alter ego).
Making love with his ego,
Ziggy sucked up into his mind.
Like a leper Messiah,
When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
by Miki October 23, 2005
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Messiah Surprise

A moment in which Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and catches them off guard because He should be dead.
Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”
by English Major April 19, 2020
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Second Messiah movement

A religious movement that expects a now messiah with the status of Jesus.
It is based on the vision in the book of Revelation of the woman clothed with the sun and her child.
People in the movement believe it predicts a new messiah.
by Judge dredd7 November 2, 2011
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