Methmatician

A person with many meth related skills; eye-balling sack weight, makes a profit on sales AND has a personal sack, knowing where to get the best quality meth at the lowest prices, a meth user AND a functioning member of society, etc.

John never shorts a sack or re-rocks it because he's a methmatician.

by Faw_Q May 17, 2020

Methematician

An expert of the study and use of methamphetamine and methamphetamine accessories

Dam nigga got a lab
Yea he's a methematician

by Downriversfinest666 March 26, 2021

MrThomas CEO of BakedPotatoesInc

A dude who says cheezy pick up lines

'' Are you Google, coz youre all im searching for '' - some dude
'' omg not another MrThomas CEO of BakedPotatoesInc '' - some girl

by JustOliveHere August 16, 2021

Methmatics

Methmatics is mathematics done on meth, including Adderall, Dexidrine, Ritalin, Vyvanse, etc. People who do methmatics are constantly writting and can go for hours without a break. Any one who tries to disrup the methmatician while hes working, may be turned away.

Hey, what are you studying today? Methmatics or Physics?

by Methmatics November 6, 2021

Methocaffeinate

A highly addictive combination of speed and coffee. Basic ingredients being, black caffeinated coffee beans which have been each injected with a reasonable dosage of methamphetamines.
The drink get's you going when you can't.

hey paul, when you go to the store can you get some more methocaffeinate... I WANT MORE!!!

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Methamatician

A purveyor of methmatics, usually having a PhD in math or physics. Usually a high school chemistry teacher.

Dayum, Mr Harder one gangsta ass nyukkah. He be doin' dem methmatics all day. He be one hella methamatician nigga.

by The Big Dies October 4, 2010

mythomaniac

A person with a pathological disposition to lying, who does so even when there is no reason to.

Donald Trump is a mythomaniac.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart May 14, 2020