Methoma 

A type of mysterious tall, dark species detected in the deepest jungles of South india also known by the name phulmaya. This creature tends to walk with its hips sticking outwards as it drags its very long legs on the ground and are not found in most parts of the world. Methomas need to be fed atleast 13pounds of meat each day and due to the high metabolism of these creatures , they do not tend to gain weight easily. Thus the word can also be used in slang as a synonym to snob

Example:
1. Did you finish your burger already? Omg, you're such a methoma!
2.look at those little children, spilling their milk everywhere! Such methomas they are!

Methoma by Phumaya_foundation November 24, 2021

Methmatics 

Methmatics - Tweaking the numbers to fit an implausible conspiracy theory

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

Methmatics by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Methamatics 

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations

Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh

Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010

methematics 

The way in which a meth a addict try's to buy product with cash money while they owe money or deliberately attempts to confuse the seller by rapidly talking/throwing numbers around in a frantic manner hoping to benefit them selfs by either shorting the seller money or by receiving extra product.

Buyer: "oh hey, ha how much was it I owe you?.... $50, is it... $60? No no it was $45 right? Ya ya $45"

Seller: "nah I don't care for your methematics, you owe me $80 now where's my money man?"

methematics by Nieva February 26, 2015

methematician 

1. One who is distinguished in the field of methematics (the study of methamphetamine manufacture, distribution and consumption, together with the history of meth use and its impact on modern culture. A low point in the history of methematics occurred during World War II when allied and axis forces used amphetamine and methamphetamine to enhance and extend (temporally) their fighting skills.
2. A legitimate or underground chemist who excels in the manufacture of the highest quality methamphetamine. Usually, methematicians cook only for themselves and very trusted associates for personal use only. Methematicians actively discourage meth use by the masses. Methematicians focus on the social utility of methamphetamine.
3. An academic or government specialist in the field of methematics who works with law enforcement and drug companies to stem the rising tide of illicit meth use worldwide.

1. At a recent underground lecture, one of this area's leading methematicians discussed the widespread endorsement and promotion of various methamphetamine formulations by the medical profession and pharmaceutical companies through the mid 1970s. The most successful of these products continues to be prescribed for narcolepsy, ADHD and obesity. The lecturer estimated that there are a half million regular recreational users and another three hundred thousand self-medicators who continue to chase the institutional claims from the 1960s and 1970s that methamphetamine relieves depression, alcoholism and seasonal affective disorder.

2. The restrictions on the sale of pseudoephedrine in the U.S. have driven many of our most talented chemists to become methematicians for the Mexican methamphetamine Mafiosos and their "crystal cartels."
3. Lily Chemicals, USA announced today that its brain trust of methematicians had developed a new crime fighting additive to be incorporated into its pseudoephedrine based cold and sinus medications. The Lily spokesperson stated "that the company was committed to frustrating the synthesis of methamphetamine in all laboratories except those licensed by the Food and Drug Administration after consultation with the Drug Enforcement Administration."

methematician by frownandpops July 1, 2010

mythomaniac 

Someone that always says a truth that doesnt have ass where to sit...

Me: Hey when you was in the USA what you used to do for living???
Mythomaniac: I was a Lieutenant commander in the navy...
Me: for how long?
Mythomaniac: 16 years
Me: Really? wich naval academy did you went???
Mythomaniac: None...i was a recruit
Me: ok kool, thats interesting...

mythomaniac by Sheikhg February 14, 2014

Methamatics 

The art of a meth head calculating ideas in which he or she feels will work great but when in reality it just totally screws everything up ultimately requiring a do-over.

Damn it, thanks to Eric's Methamatics, we have to re do the entire job and work three times as hard.

Methamatics by LJLD January 24, 2011