methanite

A person who shows physical and behavioral signs of being addicted to crystal meth.

Did you see that methanite's rotten teeth?

by HPD April 3, 2007

methanol legs

the direct contact of methanol upon a complacent testers legs while filling a batch nipple to some tubing. resulting in the need to change coveralls so not to allow testicles to shrivel further. the only way to cure methanol legs is to drink gibsons wiskey untill temporrary blindness sets in.

tyler: hey look at me im not paying attention to what im doing because im thinking of boning fat campies and licking toes....ummmm.... toes.
ryan: hey dipshit pay attention to what your doin your getting methanol legs.......god.

by rye an scotch February 9, 2010

Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.

Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005

methandurah

Mandurah is full of meth heads . Methandurah

Welcome to Methandurah.

by Wbff June 5, 2018

Methane breath Mint

The act of farting inside someones open mouth.

Her mouth was agape so I decided to give her methane breath mint.

by gimpfeet April 1, 2009

Methane Mistress

Methane Mistress is an underground multigenre producer and a micro-celebrity DJ and raver from Austria. She mostly known for her Gorenoise, HardTekk, Goregrind, Pornogrind, Slam Death Metal, HexD + her unique mixing and production style. Methane Mistress is currently signed to a label that currently is unknown due to her profiles being banned from an album cover that apparently was not properly sensored. Methane Mistress has been making music and noise since 2015 and released her first album, of the gorenoise genre in 2016 by the help of her brother as revealed in an interview.

John: Just found Methane Mistress' 2021 tracks after 2 years of searching!

Jane: You get no hoes.

by Lollyhead April 20, 2023

Di-Methanol Echo H-4

A chemically engineered derivitive of cocaine that is produced in labs mainly in eastern asia. The street name is "Docta Peppa" because of the minty sting. Considered highly dangerous and usually must be consumed in large quanitities to reach the desired effect.

Di-Methanol Echo H-4 is a white minty cocaine product

by Al Toid January 15, 2006