maschat

Its like chat sex, you or the other person have to masturbate and you or the other person have to control it saying slower or faster.

Exemple of maschatting :
Uhhh bby fasterrr
Slower boo pls (:

by maschatting July 15, 2019

Mechal Effect

A sudden shot of adrenaline while being near Mechal or her 1st born son.

Kid 1: Can you feel it?
Kid 2: Yeah I think so.
*Mechal and 1st born son walk in*
Kid 1 & 2: *get shocked and have goosebumps*
Kid 1 & 2: Its the Mechal Effect!

by Hilo37392 August 2, 2020

Maschmann

Someone who goes nude swimming next to his former students.

Hey did you see Maschmann take off his pants.
Yes my eyes burnt to a crisp.

by Nogger with PP August 19, 2021

Spicy Mechanic

The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus

Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."

by Grognesium May 23, 2019

Shade Tree Mechanic

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.

Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.

by Aguirrez May 19, 2008

quantum mechanics

A topic in physics that will fuck with your mind over and over again.

After trying to understand quantum mechanics for 10 hours, I decided to write a bullshit definition for it.

by ADD.i.kt February 4, 2010

Mechanical Engineering

n. The most hardcore and manly type of engineering known to man.

Business major: "What do you major in bro?"

MechE major: (in a deep booming manly voice)"Mechanical engineering."

Business major: *shits his pants out of awe and fear*

by FYAM April 15, 2009