merriam-webster.com

The awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of English words and its all-purpose audio pronunciations.

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by Kayl June 13, 2008

merrineum

The days between the butthole of xmas and the junk of new year.

(Mer-uh-nee-uh-m)
merry perineum

“You free for a coffee any time around the holidays?”
“I can spare a couple of hours in the merrineum”.

Because of the boxing day sales, bargain hunting is popular in the merrineum.

After the family xmas get-together, Sarah decided to spend the merrineum visiting friends.

Merrineal:...of ,or pertaining to, the merrineum.

by Hairyyahoo December 15, 2017

Merrill Academy

A festering shit tip run amok with smack heads and inbreds. A place that could be closer defined as an insane asylum rather than a school. In fact, it is rumoured that the Head Master was just as mentally unwell as the attending students, many reporting delusions of his desires of the asylum being ‘the best school in the country’.

Person 1: Woah, she came from Merrill Academy?

Person 2: Yeah, dude. Wouldn’t get too excited though, she probably has, like, 14 toes or something.

by succ.my.zuccc December 26, 2018

Merrissa

Merrissa is the best person on planet earth! She attracts all the guys and is drop dead gorgeous. Merrissa is the nicest and sweetest person to ever live on earth. You are lucky if you have a Merrissa in your life!!

“Merrissa is so sweet” “oh i know right!”

by winx talley April 15, 2021

South Merrick

South Merrick is the Southern part of a town Merrick, which is located on Long Island, New York. The houses are big, and can cost more than 1 million dollars! Many of them are on the water, and have tons of property! The citizens, also known as, “Southies” are stereotypically thots, rich kids, and brats. Many of them own brand name products, such as Supreme, Gucci, etc. Having some of these products will make people want to be friends with you since you are considered rich. To be considered a Southie, you have/had to attend either Birch or Lakeside. Most of the population of South Merrick is Jewish, so bar and bat mitzvahs are very big. Many Southies take their celebration to the top. Some kids have theirs in huge ball rooms, in a banquet hall, even on a yacht! They give out custom sweatshirts and t-shirts! Many Southies are big party people, and can rage all night until morning. So if your looking for a friend who likes to party and is down to stay up all night, take having Southie friends into mind, because take it from me, it will be the best decision you will make!

South Merrick is filled with huge, beautiful mansions on the water!

by therealclaireb June 26, 2019

Jay merrick

he may be in the back, but he shines the brightest

Jay merrick is a good person.

by shitty_loser March 31, 2021

Jack Merridew

A child who wanted to kill a pig and turned into a psycho And tried to kill a child called Ralph

Credits to William Golding

“Oh for goodness sake where are all of my pigs???”

“Oh god Jack Merridew has been…”

by Norchi and Souja April 8, 2022