duke marmalade

When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.

Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.

by Mike In Woodstock January 11, 2009

mermaider

its metal for fish!

dothklok plays mermaider in only the most brutal place on earth, the bottom of the ocean

by santaire January 28, 2008

marmalade

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

by Anfron December 9, 2008

Anal Marmalading

To gather anal fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner's ass, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a Sunday morning's breakfast.

My girlfriend always loved a good anal marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.

by Sui generis DS January 22, 2011

man marmalade

White, sticky fluid that ejaculates from the penis. Also called semen.

As I was screwing Rob's hot girlfriend, I pulled out and shot man marmalade on her face, giving her a cumstache.

by Poppa Large June 9, 2005

Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

by tilly tilly May 7, 2014

Marmalade

a term for a person to indicate they are everything. They are the juice, the fruit, the seeds, the rind. This person is attractive, smart, sexy, kind, funny, talented and nothing else compares.

My boyfriend is marmalade.

by Kiki Montaparte May 18, 2011