Mermaphrodite

If it's a mermaid, with merman "junk"...then its a Mermaphrodite.

I was stoked to see a mermaid for the first time....but then i looked down and that fish had a penis. It was a Mermaphrodite.

WOW, Ariel's hung!

See... Lady Gaga

by Raymond Holzhuter January 6, 2010

Mermaid Scales

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012

Mema

A slang term for a grandmother. Used in many southern states, including Texas, Arkansas, Georgia, and Louisiana.

"Hey Mema! Where you goin'?"

"I'm headin' back into the house to get your Pepa."

by texarkanaborn November 2, 2012

Memaw

The best grandmother you can ever have that will always be there for you when you need her. And that buys crazy comfy socks for you

The best memaw ever

by Miss u memaw March 19, 2017

Mera

In Spanish, it means a boss ass bitch. A girl who is best of the best. Top notch, high in the rankings person.

Usually followed by another 'mera' to add emphasis.

Guy: That girl really is la mera, mera! She's so cool and we'll rounded.
Girl: I want her to be my friend.

by Sin vergüenza March 3, 2019

mermaid hair

When a girl's hair is so long that when she is naked, her hair will cover her boobs entirely. Much like in some images of mermaids.

Betty: I have such mermaid hair right now!
Lisa: Dammit, mine's only shoulder-length.

by sc00b July 19, 2009

Jew Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.

Chaim gave Liora a Jew Marmalade last night.

by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008