Merge Weasel

A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.

While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.

by angrymuppet August 30, 2011

mergeeg

He really likes this one cat

Mergeeg likes a cat, The cats name is billa

by hufuyefqy9uf8yfyf4p79tetfy83rp June 24, 2021

Blur-mergency

A Blur-mergency is a situation of emergency surrounding the members of UK Britpop band - Blur.

Damon Albarn: Oh shit! Alex is going mental, he needs to lay off the coke!
Graham Coxon: Get him to a hospital, this is a Blur-mergency!

by ProperBo February 5, 2008

tampa merge

This term describes the driving tactic whereby a person momentarily, and intentionally, moves their vehicle into another person's lane. This situation creates the possibility of being side-swiped, thus generally causing the threatened driver to slow down, thereby creating a gap in the traffic suitable for occupation by the offending driver.

He tried to pull a Tampa merge on me, but I refused to yield.

by ionicatoms November 14, 2011

super mergentroid

The pinnacle of awesomeness. Gibberish used by youth rebels in the 1993 movie, "Swing Kids."

That concert was better than awesome. It was super mergentroid!

by Tashi Station March 2, 2009

merge-swish

When one changes lanes on a freeway or highway without hitting any of the reflecting bumps in the middle of the road.

A merge-swish can also be applied when passing someone on a two lane road, provided you do not hit any of the reflective bumps in the middle of said road...or the oncoming traffic.

Bill Blimey: "Man, I just changed lanes three times and totally merge-swished every time. It was nothing but line!"

Tom Toppover: "That's weak sauce. You should have seen the merge-swish I pulled off last night while passing that big rig."

by Stopping Stan October 13, 2011

Mergle

Used to define a "blah" not caring or frustrated state.
Can also be used to describe a boring or blah place

Jordan: "Jimmy and Lauren broke up"
Will: "Mergle"

"That place was so mergle"

by MergleQueen May 24, 2008