Person 1: I need some wool to make this sweater for my girlfriend, any ideas where I could get some?
Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.
Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.
by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009
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2.) enemy to the institution of marriage
3.) an example of female energy used for evil
4.) a married man's co-conspirator
5.) the puppet a married man keeps in his closet and pulls out only at night and only when no one else is around to witness its existance
6.) one who will never experience real romantic love, and seemingly has no desire for it
7.) a woman with no value other than that of sexual gratification
2.) enemy to the institution of marriage
3.) an example of female energy used for evil
4.) a married man's co-conspirator
5.) the puppet a married man keeps in his closet and pulls out only at night and only when no one else is around to witness its existance
6.) one who will never experience real romantic love, and seemingly has no desire for it
7.) a woman with no value other than that of sexual gratification
Recently, we have seen many famous men's lives and marriages come to ruin as a result of their relationships with a mistress(es).
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Marilyn Monroe was President Kennedy's mistress.
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Wing Kin often had a mistress drink before visiting his girlfriend Susan Hsu. She was much younger than him and it helped him keep up with her needs.
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